Yep, perfect, that’s the one!

“Aware and proud of it” is kinda the opposite of “oblivious,” yes?

Aw, thanks friend!

Very low-energy deposition. Sad!

I think federal judges should be issued stamps that say “APPOMATTOX MOTHERFUCKER” whenever a state tries to argue that their piddly-ass laws are sacrosanct.

Having judges be elected at all, rather than appointed, is always mystifying to me.

So pleased to see the word “hork” hit the big time. Check’s in the mail, Lutkin!

But even a majority-GOP senate wouldn’t confirm Ted Cruz! They pretty much all hate him personally. It’s like one big bipartisan eye-roll over there.

Dude makes Ryan Franklin look refined

And current writing instructor!

Anna Merlan would’ve called Billy for comment.

Agreed! Last year, when Drew announced no more Evans MVP Watch, the reason he gave was “it always took forever to write” or something like that. Like, “Sorry all, producing some of the funniest shit I’ve ever done was really taxing me. Hopefully the podcast takes off, that's super-easy.”

“And now, one of the highlights of the Jezebel Tour! Here’s where the blogging actually takes place.”

Not now, there’s a comment thread to derail!

Adding: I don’t need to know where Gary Johnson stands on this.

I need to know where she stands on the Kate Winslet-handprint/sex-smear-in-Titanic controversy before I vote. All subdomains matter!!!

Ugh, asked & answered below. State-level private prisons remain unscathed. Waste of my monthly comment!

This just applies to federal prisons, right? States can still continue to fuck everything up?

“Every hair is still in place!” is good announcing

“Boardroom jumper” seems like satire to me. Does it share closet space with a Business Onesie and Executive Footie Pajamas? Nice try, fashion types. Nice try.