I’m glad to hear you’re getting out of that rut and feeling like yourself again

There’s 18+ years of evidence supporting the conclusion that George W. Bush is a war criminal and a bad person. If you’re still “just asking questions” about his moral character in 20-fucking-19, then there are three possibilities: 1) You don’t know about his actions; 2) You do know and you don’t care, or; 3) You…

“Summer has officially started”

“Summer has officially started”

Neither you nor I know what “leading e-cigarette brands” refers to in that study. The specific brands are omitted specifically to avoid accusations of bias, so “leading” could refer to relative market share, to popularity, or to reputation.

Literally the first comment in this thread says that:

Diacetyl is the chemical that causes popcorn lung, not Vitamin E acetate.

It’s “capo,” not kapo.

I agree with almost all of these, but “panacea” has its uses, and most of the synonyms (“cure-all,” “elixir,” “wonder drug”) sound weird coming from anyone but a mustachioed carnival barker.

It’s a video (or, if you turn the sound off, a very long gif):

There’s that famous wit and repartee.

I don’t know – according to Billy Haisley at Deadspin, the signing doesn’t help Barcelona move forward. On the other hand, Billy Haisley at Deadspin says the signing makes Barça “legitimate contenders, if not favorites, to win the Champions League.” Then again, others think it’s too soon to judge this signing, like…

What in the absolute fuck are you talking about?

Thanks! It’s going to be about 3 months for her to be able to walk normally again, barring any setbacks. My wife’s a nurse practitioner, so our apartment always looks like a medical supply store – the shower chair is going to be a new one, but it’s definitely a worthwhile investment. 

Oh man, that’s rough – my wife is having surgery tomorrow for a broken fibula and torn ankle ligament suffered while she was sleepwalking, and it’s misery. Get well soon!

“C’mon, just have one drink. What’s the worst that could happen?”

At a party in college, one of my friends was arguing/squaring off with another guy. My friend is massive, the other guy was not, and my friend really wasn’t interested in fighting. 

I think it’s one of the worst ideas anybody’s had on Twitter in any moment.

Move over Hemingway, there’s a new champ in town.

Eine Klein Chinmusik

I just saw on Twitter that he died. Really fucking heartbreaking.