Does anybody make soup for one and pour it in a bowl, cause that’s just stupid.

“This stuff is so good. It’s so much more comfy than any kid’s bedding.”

Shut up, you fucking dork.

Adrian “The Problem(atic)” Broner

Road Rash and Nights Into Dreams (20 years later, I’m still confused as to what I was supposed to do in that game)

Or – hear me out, here...

I went to A.V. Club, scrolled all the way to the bottom, then clicked “Load More,” scrolled again, and found nothing. And looking at the “James Franco” tag on A.V. Club, there have been a whopping four posts this week about James Franco, one of which is just an interview with Tommy Wiseau. Pretty far cry from “like…

Swing and a miss.

I don’t see anything on AV Club about James Franco. Also, that was almost four years ago, and Gawker (another Deadspin sister site) covered it at the time.

The most ruthless handles come from the tastiest of sandwiches.

I saw him on campus once (I used to work in Durham), and he was walking around with a sandwich in his hand.

I wholeheartedly agree – I try to clean up as much as I can at night, mainly because I work at home and there’d be no way in hell I could focus in a dirty apartment.

Jen Kirkman went on the record a couple of weeks ago...denying (again) that he’s ever done anything to her.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRR

Wait. Jonathan Chait is 38?! I honestly thought he had to be at least 50.

It’s not that, it’s that the current debate is over kneeling DURING the anthem. Kneeling before it is a half-measure, designed to please both sides while ultimately satisfying neither.

Her face doesn’t even look like it has bones in it.

[nodding solemnly]:

I think you did.

What does this mean?