snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

Funny thing...my family (who are all born again Christians) have the tact NEVER to say this to me. “Corgis, aren’t you glad you’re here with us and not dead in a dumpster?”

As a descendant of Jews who left Germany in 1912 thinking they would escape severe anti-semitism (only to find out America was just as bad other than no Nazi Final Solution / concentration camps) and a grandfather who fought the Nazis in WW2, nothing grates on my fucking nerves than hearing someone tell me either:

Their beef is legitimate insofar as the media are now Trump’s enemy, and CNN is making a go ($) of this whole “news” thing for once. Clinton is gone. Obama is gone. He needs a simple scapegoat with which to continue his persecution trope to the low-info talk-radio crowd, and he doesn’t want to draw attention to any…

That it was “a more nuanced decision” and that they “were concerned about the economy.”

He can’t possibly last 4 years. There’s not enough wine in the world to get me through 47 more months of this.

It’s my problem that I have to get over, but his look always unsettles me so much on television. Like, he’s made himself look so feminie. He wears more make-up than she does, and whatever kind of work he’s had done has smoothed out whatever masculine look he may have had. And the hair, god, the hair. He’s morphing…

God bless her little heart... she also married a gay man.

ME AND MY DAD MADE THE DINOSAURS OUT OF CLAY DURING CRAFT HOUR! WORSHIP ME MOTHERFUCKERS!

Do we really believe this is what tanked him? I don’t. Pudzer did not go down because of the Democrats - let’s be real here. If they couldn’t take down DeVos, they weren’t taking down Pudzer. He lost because Republicans were wavering on him after the revelations that he employed a woman in the country illegally, that…

Totally makes sense, especially since the anti choice people are full of shit. The whole thing boils down to keeping the white patriarchy in power. It’s also why they’re okay with trump even though he’s a liar, cheater, greedy and a divorcee.

He’s one of the few GOP Senators who could stand up to Trump since he won his re-election and probably won’t run again in six years. But, he knew about the dossier and still confirmed Tillerson who has massive conflicts of interest with Russia, so I’m not holding out too much hope for him to be a hero.

Come on Dems, this is your chance. Take it and run. Be loud, be mad, be vigorous. We’re counting on you guys. Take the whole RNC down. They deserve and the country needs it. Take them out.

I banged a guy who’s very high up in the RNC. I’m almost tempted to reach out to him and see what info I can get out of him. I’ve been ignoring him for a couple years though so it might not work. Plus I’m married to someone else now.

A 23 year old white woman is a girl? This is sexist and racist. See Tamir Rice being considered a threat for playing by himself. See Richard Spencer being called a “young man” just figuring out his views in life. Don’t feed into this narrative. She is an adult woman. She is complicit until she comes out in opposition…

Flippable.com and Swingleft.com are both putting together resources to help in 2018.

Yep! The candidates are starting to emerge. I want to spread this far and wide: follow Flippable.org because they are doing great work analyzing seats that could swing blue up and down the ballot. Also join SwingLeft, and find the nearest district to you where a House seat could flip blue and learn how to help them or…

Pshaw, when I am Oprah rich I will convert all of my money to gold coins and jewels and perch atop the pile in a cave like a dragon, my every twitch dislodging small bits that tinkle down the pile in a tintinnabulous melody of excess.

El Feo

My mom is conservative and jumps on the Republican bandwagon no matter what. So when he’s talking about grabbing pussies and crap and all I can think is I want my daughter to live in a better world than one where the president brags about serial assault she’s still all about him anyways. She has breakdowns because we…