So... Not sure what you wanted her to do differently. Not write a book that would appeal to her supporters? Write a book that will reach out to Tea Party members? Should she have not protested Sessions vehemently enough to provoke McConnell? Do you think she colluded with McConnell to get shut down? When she was…

I’ve given men that look. It’s usually after they’ve given me multiple orgasms and then announce they’re going to go get me a piece of cake and will be right back.

So, what’s the Democrats’ play here? Filibuster this guy who’s awful but basically a net-zero change on the SCOTUS we had before Scalia’s death, and triple dog dare McConnell to go nuclear.. or save dying on this particular hill in case we lose one of the liberals, when he could still go nuclear anyway?

He appointed Bork, who in exchange for a Supreme Court seat fired Cox. The only reason democracy won out was that Congress stood up for democracy and began impeachment.

Your family sounds amazing. Good on your mom. I wish I could do that...my accounting job isn’t doing squat for the resistance.

Guy next to me at White House march today: “I’m going to get some signs made professionally. We’re going to be doing this a lot.”

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

No, that is the opposite of what you should be doing. Look, we are in this mess because both sides have been digging their heels in the dirt and not budging. We need the right side to wake up and realize the mistake they have made and come over to our side. The only way we can make the Republican party listen is to…

Michaele Salahiin in that picture looks like she wants to bone obama. When a women takes one of your hands with both of hers thats a clear sign of I’m open for busniess if you know what I mean , like she wants to grab something else with both hands (hint, hint). trust me i’m a expert.

I’m selling my hand in marriage for the price of my student loans in exchange for citizenship for whoever wants it.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

Kim is unlikeable, sober or not. She’s also a mess: whiny, petulant, and aggressive for no apparent reason. I try to go get more vodka during her scenes

SAME. I’m thinking about changing careers and becoming a journalist, just so I could completely tank my career by asking him, “does mama need to get you a snack?”

So it is unAmerican to protest, but not unAmerican to take the life of someone protesting? And all those “Don’t kill the fetuses” crowd is okay with this?? It is official, our country is a religious shithole on par with wherever ISIS continues to roam.

Mine is Muthafucka Paul Ryan. That person will get every. last. dime.

FUCK THIS DOUCHECANOE.

The only wrong would not be ready to throw punches if they become needed.

That creature Trumperdink of the Tiny Hands and Tiny Piss-Loving Penis has let a genie out of its bottle, one that’s even having some nasty effects here in Ireland. I’ve heard more open racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia since his…

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”