Professionalism is a lot to ask for in what passes for journalism these days.

Holy crap. I didn’t see the replies, and I didn’t even pay attention to the date. Oops, sorry man.

Lamborghini started out making tractors... *cough*WIKIPEDIA*cough*

Man, she looks pissed. Or aroused.

Bland cars, bland suits, getting in and out in the same bland routine...

Hoping someone dies because they do something silly or otherwise debatable as to consequence is pretty extreme, don’t you think?

Sounds like an ingredient in either the best trail mix ever, or the worst trail mix ever.

The hand-cranked Gatling gun is not illegal by ATF regulations. Due to the fact that the gun has to be manually cranked, it is not considered to be fully-automatic as the gun does not cycle itself — the shooter cycles it by turning the crank.

Tavarish, eat your heart out.

YUS.

No kidding.

How I prefer to use my energy on a lunch break to entertain myself is my perogative alone. :)

I think you’re pretty confused. The guys who hunt bears in Alaska are pretty damned healthy; their wisdom and knowledge of the terrain makes them a considerable foe. The fact that most of them are a bit eccentric just makes them that much more of a threat to a foreign invader.

Concern troll: a condescending term used to insult people who have critical questions or make critical comments.

Is it just me, or does the military-industrial complex enjoy the word “Joint” way too much? Joint strike fighter, JDAM, JLTV. Maybe there’s a hint of “We need a joint” in there somewhere.

#COTD

Prison time may be the only thing that stops Visser from propagating these business practices any further.

Sulky? Hardly. I’m just not about arguing on the Internet about something someone said in jest.

Ok, you win. Enjoy your trophy for Internet warfare.

He keeps us laughing. As dedicated as I am to thoughtful conversation, Jalopnik needs a fair share of tongue-in-cheek to keep things truly enjoyable. A little verbal sparring is harmless, is it not?