The cowboy is not so impressed with Mr. Montoya.

I think you left the realm of only how T-Swift wants her man to be, and went into the modern dating world.

Our saying here is “Turn Around, Don’t Drown. People drive around barricades and ford low water crossings instead of taking a longer way or thinking about the consequences. It takes away from the first responders’ resources, who should be helping people who didn’t put themselves in danger.

Wow, you’re unbelievably smug. I don’t think it has much to do with you being from up north; I think you’re just an insecure asshole.

1st Gear: Rain in New Braunfels, TX denies residents all goon ability of unbanked back roads.

I’ll take seven. Shut up and take my money.

But can you hoon a house?

This was happening when I was a bank teller eight years ago. People are still falling for the Nigerian 419 scams, so I don’t think we’ll ever run out of people who lack street smarts.

All I can think of is, “Shut your fucking face, unclefucker.”

Then pen the owner a letter, and tell him he needs to do it the way you think it should be done. If he sends you back a hi-resolution photo of his middle finger, you deserve it.

I’d hoon it in Texas.

This started over one such cake.

They would be crazy not to sell this in Texas.

I could swear I heard him say, "Okay, do again."

I believe you have confused "prolific" and "ordinary." Those terms are not necessarily related.

I'd like to know how it handles the up-and-down driving of the Texas Hill Country. Take it along the Devil's Backbone west of San Marcos and hoon the hell out of it.

"Could."

My very first vehicle, driven in 2006, was a 1987 Toyota Pick-Up with huge tires. I slid it off a road (in a curve notorious for having no traction whatsoever) and ended up trading it off for a 1996 Saturn SL2... which eventually broke a rod. I limped it home on 3 cylinders from San Marcos to Canyon Lake (the longest…

Would you be asking this question if the situation were reversed? No, I doubt it.

6. Nutmeats.