The most likely outcome in Canada is that Tim's will start selling terrible burgers to go with their terrible sandwiches, terrible coffee and middling-to-ok donuts, and the various BK locations will slowly become Tim's.

Waitaminit...

Old people! Turns out they're people after all!

...so long as you're negotiating with the KKK, sure.

This is really more of a Thought Catalog piece than a Buzzfeed list, but otherwise I agree.

No, pollen is tree jizz.

"Not yet" is a no. It's a no with a but, ie - "Do not buy this game right now, but may be playable in future. Cross your fingers, but right now it's a 'no'."

"Not yet" is a no. It's a no with a but, ie - "Do not buy this game right now, but may be playable in future. Cross your fingers, but right now it's a 'no'."

"No, no! Dig up, stupid!"

No foolies?

To be fair, people are a: by nature social and b: inclined to anthropomorphize stuff. Given how many people converse with objects and animals that can't respond, it's probably much harder not to anthropomorphize a device which can answers back.

Listen, I don't expect anybody at Jezebel to read Kotaku (because it's frequently a sewer), but didn't they figure out that this "all these Korean beauty pageant contestants have the same face!" business was due to Photoshop?

X-2 had, hands down, the best combat system of all FFs prior to XIII. Fast-paced, on-the-fly class changes, high degree of customizability. What was not to love?

Punch Quest is great, but made by Rocketcat Games and Madgarden (I don't know who did what, that's just what the credits on the splash screen say).

It sure is. Congratulations on finding one of the core nuggets of racism!

That beet is the best thing about my childhood.

Honestly, no. I was going for a relatively easy cheap shot.