"No, no! Dig up, stupid!"

No foolies?

To be fair, people are a: by nature social and b: inclined to anthropomorphize stuff. Given how many people converse with objects and animals that can't respond, it's probably much harder not to anthropomorphize a device which can answers back.

Listen, I don't expect anybody at Jezebel to read Kotaku (because it's frequently a sewer), but didn't they figure out that this "all these Korean beauty pageant contestants have the same face!" business was due to Photoshop?

X-2 had, hands down, the best combat system of all FFs prior to XIII. Fast-paced, on-the-fly class changes, high degree of customizability. What was not to love?

Punch Quest is great, but made by Rocketcat Games and Madgarden (I don't know who did what, that's just what the credits on the splash screen say).

It sure is. Congratulations on finding one of the core nuggets of racism!

That beet is the best thing about my childhood.

Honestly, no. I was going for a relatively easy cheap shot.

You got me. Happens on every article with her byline.

You forgot:

Pursuant to the shit-ton question, what's the conversion from the Imperial Shit-Ton to the Metric Fuck-Ton? I know that there are 345 Assloads (379.5 Shortarseloads) to every Fuck-Ton, but I can't find the Tonnage conversion rates.

I was coming down here to say more or less the same.

No worries.

I did, actually.

I knew I'd seen this somewhere before:

inb4 "but what do these hilarious* genital injuries have to do with my narrow, prescriptive interpretation of the content io9 should have?"

Maybe, but the friend who took that story and shared it has a much larger group of friends.

Which is great, except when your friend jokes about how ridiculous it is in front of the entire school and reads out passages over the PA system or during a pep rally. Then it's not so cool.

People called Romanes, they go the house?