I guess it's not awfully nice to have a penis if you're an aphroditologist.

Doesn't Youtube monetize popular videos?

...and then I crawled out of a wikipedia singularity tracking down the endings of every King novel.

Relative badness is a thing which could be said about the ending of a great many King stories.

as far as I know, we still exist and are not suffering the extreme relativistic effects of a journey through a black hole

Is...is Lobo about to defecate on Deathstroke? That's kind of the vibe I'm getting, here. (He really seems to have his core engaged.)

Only if it also meant bragging rights to the world's most spectacular sideburns.

To me it looks like the interviewer was going to ask if he'd hammered out a trilogy arc for Gwen (that's what the context appears to be, anyway), but who knows?

When asked if he "...out a trilogy for Gwen's character"

Dear God in Heaven, Gawker sites are usable again! If I could hug you I...probably wouldn't, but I'd definitely encourage somebody else to do so.

Oh, Russel Crowe.

So they went from body horror to straight up Scientology? I can't decide if that's worse or not.

I always assumed that the Borg looked so clunky because, individually, they were worthless to the whole and tacking shit on was the cheapest way to assimilate folks. Why bother fancying up the drones?

3. Cryogenic Sentencing and Parole

"Because electrical power has ceased to exist on Earth, Zapp and Kif have to use a pyramid spaceship left on the planet by the ancient Martians that runs on snakes. A Fry and Leela prom takes place."

This. So much.

A: No, nobody knows who the Green Lantern is. Outside of comics fans.

Charlize Theron: "Uh, I'm not going to play the fucking girl for ‘Mad Max.'"