Dear God in Heaven, Gawker sites are usable again! If I could hug you I...probably wouldn't, but I'd definitely encourage somebody else to do so.

Oh, Russel Crowe.

So they went from body horror to straight up Scientology? I can't decide if that's worse or not.

I always assumed that the Borg looked so clunky because, individually, they were worthless to the whole and tacking shit on was the cheapest way to assimilate folks. Why bother fancying up the drones?

3. Cryogenic Sentencing and Parole

"Because electrical power has ceased to exist on Earth, Zapp and Kif have to use a pyramid spaceship left on the planet by the ancient Martians that runs on snakes. A Fry and Leela prom takes place."

This. So much.

A: No, nobody knows who the Green Lantern is. Outside of comics fans.

Charlize Theron: "Uh, I'm not going to play the fucking girl for ‘Mad Max.'"