House of Cards:

Also, I loved that Claire went to the LBJ school of projecting power: make someone have a conversation with you while you sit on the toiled. (LBJ wanted to make sure his audiences knew he gave a shit, literally.)

I nominate: "This Week In Cosby Motherfuckery"

Gerbils, on the other hand….

…and Barack Obama, and Corey Booker, and Larry Craig, and Florida's Cokehead Congressman, and Louisiana's Whoremonger Congressman, and PA's Porn-Sharing State Attorney, and Blagojevich, and Trafficant, and Wallace, and Nixon, and Reagan, and Ollie North, and Dick Cheney, and Romneycare, and Obamacare, and Oops Perry,…

I guess Larry Ellison will show up in one of these movies at some point?

"You come at the Franco, you best not miss"
- S. Le Beouf

I thought the movie is supposed to end with James Franco using his awesome acting skills to take over North Korea as Kim Jong-Un, then the title card flashes "Then the whole feeding-relatives-to-dogs thing started".

Dongs of Justice? Too obvious?

Dongs of Justice? Too obvious?

So closing the city gates is actually….lowering the Giant Iron Trousers?

Black defendants are not advised of their rights to a trial by combat, nor their rights to counsel.

And they're all praying for the return of their messiah, Tim Duncan.

Man, this meme just about disappeared up its own asshole.

You both sound like Aisha Tyler?

I'm from Antioch.

I've had this realization for about a week now, but probably need to type/vocalize it to make it sink in: I need to get my shit together, so I can finish my degree already.

….the last word Ronald remembers before passing out in bliss was "Purple-headed warrior, indeed." It didn't matter who said it.

[BRINGS OWN ROLL OF PLASTIC SHEET, IN CASE THINGS GO TOO FAR SOUTH OR TOO FAR NORTH]

Hey, I'm just here to fix the cable, really.