They also need to do some getting a goddamn foul called drills.

Well, this UNC/UK game is, amazingly, better than advertised.

Well, hey, at least the bouncers were there!

...but I know she'll have some inside joy if I do well

Being a guidance counselor is a thankless, demoralizing, and under-appreciated job.

"We did have a phone conversation," Surma said. "Well, kind of. All I could hear from Joe's end was a loud crackling noise, like he was struggling to figure what to do with the phone. And then after a minute, he said 'Hello?' then hung up the phone. We'll get it figured out."

"What? Hold on just a fucking second! I specifically told those guys they didn't have to spend a single second discussing my status! I specifically said that!"

There's probably a better way to say you regret allowing a kid to be anally raped than "In hindsight I wish I'd done more."

Keep at it. It's very rewarding when you get it right.

Just say it to yourself one time: D'Brickashaw.

Or...

Just so everyone knows, FOX in Chapel Hill, NC is way too classy for the Giants/Cardinals game - they've opted for English Premier League Football, instead.

Well, considering it's a JV team, this situation could probably be considered a win-win.

You know, I agree emphatically, but I really can't give a shit about the Tyrelle Pryors or the Cam Newtons when I'm faced with opinions like this: [espn.go.com]

Seriously. I mean, give it some thought, Disney. But, you know, Snow White isn't without its flaws - like, come the fuck on, Magic Mirror, you be clownin' the Evil Stepmother, right? That round-ass head of Snow White can be found on any old thick-legged farm girl. That fine piece of evil, crazy Queen, though? I…

@kemperboyd: We're opting for watching "Big Love" and going to bed.

Alright, married-guy-Colts-fans. Let's all go beat our shitty wives.

Let's all revel in the idiocy of that onsides kick comment whatsisface just made.

@missing_piece: Or the year before that?

@ReelMissing: Oh, right, the car commercial with the squirrels.