shit. i wish i could get paid for being a clueless retard who oozes irony like infected implants. but seriously, discounting this pageant by venerating the miss usa pageant? i mean...

this is actually a promo spot for mel gibson's new film. it's a stop action/puppet/live action affair, and pretty typically hollywood; it started out as a re-telling of the dogwood legend (where dogwoods wither and gnarl because a dogwood tree is used as christ's crucifixion cross) and ended up a revenge flick…

buster: "who'd want to "r' her?

@SylvanSylph: i know you didn't mean it this way, but i agree with you in the sense that getting whatever you want when you want certainly serves to skew your perspective. i mean, the richest kid i ever knew was incredibly intelligent but fucked up in really strange ways. like, among other things, he was literally…

@Poubelle: word. em. up. yo.

*ahem* ladies and gentlemen, if i might have the floor?

@la.donna.pietra: walk of shame? or, walk of i "just boned katy perry and you didn't"?

right, kristen stewart. because strasberg would've been disappointed with anything other than a method "willowy."

porcine pink?