e.r.a. cummings

Billy shut it all down with “Homer,” but I thought we had a good run.

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

As in "I give fewer shits than you can possibly imagine"?

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

As long as he doesn’t throw at guys or bitch about insipid “Play-the-game-the-right-way” nonsense, I’m all for all the brashness and bravado.

This seems like textbook money grubbing from a tragedy.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

SHE LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE DAMN MEAL

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

I’m an Ajax fan, but that finish is why people love football. I’m also alright with it being Tottenham, it’s good to see new teams in the Final game. I’m glad Barça, Real and Juve aren’t nowhere near it.

“In the sixth minute of a scheduled five minutes of stoppage time” is so misleading that it has to just be trolling.  The ball literally went into the net at 5:01, and that was after Onana was booked for time-wasting, having run nearly a minute off the clock.

Rendon immediately argued the call, and stuck his bat out at the spot where the ball had missed the plate. Bucknor, who apparently felt that he’d been shown up, sent Rendon packing ... Bucknor certainly showed some oversensitivity when he ejected Rendon

Insane that Liverpool will probably win the trophy that Man City desperately wants and Man City will probably win the trophy that Liverpool desperately wants.

Yeah, but they’re also fucking terrible.

I think, at worst, he’s an Alex Smith-type. Athletic, seemingly a good dude, whose thoughtfulness gets mistaken for a lack of toughness.

Who washed the home and away kits together?

No? It’s a trivial amount of weed and he does puff on it. Let the man enjoy the moment, damn. That’s the great thing about weed, none of that ‘party foul’ culture that alcohol gets. Enjoying the moment, having fun, and being laid back trump any party rules like ‘don’t waste a tiny bit of that.’

I think a lot of this is just Paul being an idiot who admires a criminal.

I don’t know if the article author (Prentice Elliott) gets credit for the headline, or if someone else came up with it, but whoever did deserves some kind of award.