Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Y’all won one Super Bowl and you’re out there eating horse shit off the ground. I stand behind my take.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

sup hottie

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

Of course it doesn't. These protesters are a joke.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right…

Pool Boys supporter located.  Does that make you a wealthy housewife?

Barca hasn’t made the SF since 2015 and United are on one. My money’s on Man U.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“See! A lonely man with pre-game jitters paying for a hand job isn’t so bad after all, is it?”

I never trust a man who wears the 21st century version of Oakley Blades while coaching.  It’s just a rule of life.

Bossip’s headline took me OUT!

There is. But that also means that in all likelihood, the hoodie would have been confined to Burberry and its clientele (I mean the clientele that actually buys the clothes, not the huge knock-off market and people who just wear the perfume or a hat) and no one would have heard of it. I highly doubt anyone who…

I have tried, and tried, and tried and I just can’t get worked up over this.

I’m with you. I legitimately think he just got caught at a bad moment. No reason not to give the guy the benefit of the doubt unless he’s said and/or done other racist things in the past.

Can we talk about how PROBLEMATIC this statue is???

I honestly would not assume it was the Nazi salute on seeing that still shot. I know its unpopular on the internet, but people really ought to try giving a little grace to others now and then and not automatically assume they are doing the worst possible thing.