I thought for sure the ending was going to be Larry buying the real estate next to Mocha Joe’s and covering it in MAGA signs after he saw how much the hat repelled people. But I guess Larry opening a coffee store is more conducive to a season long story arc.

The VAR is the real cherry on top of the shit sundae that was that game. I think VAR sucks as a general rule but at least I thought I understood how it was going to be implemented in England. It seemed like they were going for an NFL pass interference review thing where only the most egregious of muggings would get…

Thank god there’s not gonna be a game 5 then. If there’s any baseball karma in this world the Nats will broom these assholes straight outta DC.

As it turns out, Kyle Crick was the hero we needed all along.

Watching and rooting for City at this point as a new-ish fan is partaking of the lowest hanging fruit possible, but goddamn if you won’t have a wonderful time doing so this year. They’re spectacular.

The Orioles are the Chipotle of awful teams. The Mets are the French Laundry of awful teams. Exquisite and to be savored.

The NY Post said that it was related to Ortiz having an affair with a drug lord’s wife and while I’m loathe to give the Post any sort of journalistic credit, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true here. Why the hell else would 6-10 people agree to split such a piddly amount of money to try to kill maybe the most…

Are the Bucks the biggest faces in the NBA right now? They beat the vile Celtics and figure to face either the equally vile Warriors or the not-as-vile-but-still-vile Rockets. They’re fun and young and Giannis is cool like Steph used to be before he turned into a corncob. Plus can you imagine how drunk Milwaukee would…

Yeah, this is a good point. The Nats color guy (FP Santangelo, a former player) made essentially the same point last night when it happened. Essentially he said that you can ask the ump where it missed or tell the up where you think it missed verbally, but the second you use your bat to demonstratively show where you…

Hey, that wasn’t fun at all!

Y’all won one Super Bowl and you’re out there eating horse shit off the ground. I stand behind my take.

Nats fan here. First, I honestly don’t blame Bryce one bit for signing with the Phillies. Their offer was objectively better, and if I was in his shoes I’d do the exact same thing. Anyone who’s is truly upset by that is a lunatic.

Pool boys is A+.

Where are all the loud-ass St. John’s fans now? Y’all just got murked on your home court. Fraud team of the year.

Sorry if that first part comes off kinda jerky, it’s 100% a me problem not a you problem lol.

Yo Luis, I gotta be honest, I didn’t really know who you were even on this site until I heard you on the Deadcast but I gotta give it up to you, your writing has been hot fire recently. Really interesting topics, this and your soccer writing in particular has been impeccable and a great addition to Deadspin. Keep it…

That’s so bad it’s fucking amazing.

I’m sorry but I can’t feel an ounce of sympathy for Khloe. No one “deserves” to be cheated on, but at some point you have to be self-aware enough to know that when you turn your entire life into being a brand instead of a person, this is what you’re going to get in the real world.  If all you’ve reduced your life to…

Meh, I think too much emphasis is being placed on the Pelicans “leaking” the offer to the media. We already knew the Lakers were trying to trade for Davis. If you look at the Lakers roster, Ball/Ingram/Kuzma are literally the only three players that would make sense as the basis of an offer. It’s not like adding Rajon…

They didn’t even seriously try to find a deal with the Lakers? What the hell deal do you think that could be? The roster is complete trash. Ball, Ingram, and Kuzma are literally the only players on that roster that would even slightly move the needle in a trade for a star, and they’re well short of what a player like…