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“... instead of pitching a stupid, punitive tantrum over the prospect of one of the sport’s biggest stars expressing an opinion about where he’d like to work.”

Papa is truly the human embodiment of a soft, flaccid penis. And his pizza is somehow worse than DiGiornos.

Watson is way out of line with that response. Unless he thinks that the game was legitimately fixed, he need to get a fucking grip on reality. It was an extremely shitty blown call, but it was still an honest blown call that was a mistake. There are tons of bad calls throughout the season and the league doesn’t talk

lol suck it nerd.

You got me beat. Sat in there in 2013 when I graduated from law school there. The speaker was Bill Cosby. Not great in retrospect.

No, fuck that. I’m cursed to be a Brewers fan and I’m glad that the big market teams finally have to show a little concern for how they manage their payrolls. MLB would just turn into the Premier League where there’s like 6 teams at the top and the rest of the teams don’t have a chance.

Oh please, Raptors fans are all sensitive penises of Rovellian proportion. The Warriors ARE undermanned. Steph has missed like half the year after starting off looking like the best player in the league. It’s a big story for the undisputed best team to one of the best players in the league. It warrants mentioning if

Man, fuckin’ Insomnia Cookies fooled me too! The one in AdMo is literally right above a weed store, what am I supposed to think with a name like that?  I’m extremely disappointed they haven’t made some sort of partnership happen yet.

She wasn’t referring to wingtip dress shoes, she was referring to Adidas x Jeremy Scott sneakers that Becky has worn previously (if you google Becky Lynch wing shoes you’ll see a picture of her wearing a black pair). I think that particular line was more of a personal shot at Becky’s fashion rather than some

I’m a Jazz fan so I’m extremely biased, but this guy is my favorite player in the NBA right now. The upside is so massive, he looks like a young Dwyane Wade, if Wade could shoot 3's. He’s by all accounts an extremely good, outgoing friendly guy too, so I bet his work ethic is gonna carry him to superstardom. At worst

Good, fuck that woman-beating piece of shit. Again, FUCK ROBERTO OSUNA!

That’s not him you fucking idiot.

It’s almost like Maria Sherman is a fucking hack

One of my favorite ballpark moments was heckling Jonathan Papelbon until he gave me the finger. Didn’t even cuss at him either, he’s just a thin-skinned twit.

I know Deadspin is rightfully anti-NCAA, but I feel like I need the tone of this article to be even more pro-players. We should be celebrating these kids for achieving something close to their real worth for the one year while using the NCAA to catapult themselves to stardom and getting away from their bullshit rules.

Cool, good job being a fucking pussy then. I’m sure your work loves you.

Whatever, #hottake, I don’t give a shit. He’s showed his ass to be a reprehensible piece of shit. The last time I checked, depression didn’t make people behave like racist, misogynistic sacks of crap. I don’t want him to die because I don’t wish death on anyone but Trump, but the would would be a little better place

Nah, hard pass. Tons of people “do the best they can” and still manage not to be racist misogynistic pieces of shit. I don’t wan’t the asshole to die, but he’s still an asshole, and none of this forgives what a utter piece of worthless shit he’s made a professional career out of being. This should be repeated every

Ray Lewis was complicit in murder. Please spread the word.

The NCAA IS the disease my man. This is just one symptom but when looking at it in concert with all the other repugnant shit the NCAA does/has done is enough to clearly show it’s a blight on the lives of a lot of people.