I dunno, I get that dressing up like that is a big contrast to the feel of the match, which was supposed to be serious blood feud wrestling, but Omega’s whole schtick is video game influenced. Hell, his music and the One Winged Angel name for his finisher are bit straight from Final Fantasy 7, so in that light I’m ok…

Can someone please explain to me what #skimaskthebag in Cam Jordan’s tweet could possibly mean? I’ve spent the last five minutes trying to figure out what it could mean and even googled it and I’m no closer to an answer.

Embiid and Watt are clearly the two best, the fit on both of them is impeccable and matches their personalities (Embiid is bold and does what he wants, Watt is more staid). I personally like Embiid more and I’m even willing to forgive him for the gigantic bow tie (I think the big floppy bow tie is a Tom Ford thing)…

Nothing is being restricted from anyone. The article doesn’t really mention this (other than posting a picture of a sign of the old rules), but previously, single drivers couldn’t even legally use I-66 during the rush hour times (there was an exception for hybrid cars with special license plates, but I digress). Now,…

Roethlisberger: Damn man, that was a big hit you took there, what happened?

Looking forward to the Pats drafting Thom Grady, a little-known prospect out of a regional D3 school next year!

Someone who bats Anthony Rendon higher than fucking 6th and has the stones to bench the obviously cooked Jayson Werth. Dusty is a great guy and a shit baseball tactician.

Yeah, District Taco is great as a reason to never have to step foot in a shitty, salmonella-infested Chipotle again, but compared to REAL Mexican food it’s pretty underwhelming. It’s odd because I feel like DC has good restaurants for other hispanic cultures, such as El Salvador and even Cuba, but Mexican food is a…

Yeah, that’s the overlooked part of the play. Walker is a second baseman by trade so I’m sure his natural instinct is just to charge every ground ball he can, but it was clear Sogard was right behind him to make that play if Walker had just retreated to first to get ready for the throw.

I’m assuming from your name that you live in Wisconsin. In that case, your story checks out.

Well cool, I learned something new today! Appreciate the explanation!

Not to be a pain, but ESPN has the game score listed as 95, not 100.

I feel like you’ve missed the actual high point of Dolphins football in the last 20 years: that one game in 2008 where Ronnie Brown and the team whipped out their big wildcat dongs for the first time and completely shitcanned the Brady-less Patriots: http://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore/_/gameId/280921017

Those teams were dogshit AND were coached by Mike Brown. I’m gonna give Kyrie a pass on any alleged mediocrity in the pre-Lebron years.

My vote for worst semi-common word to spell is “vacuum.” What the fuck kind of word has two U’s in a row? Could there also be two C’s in a row? Is there an E at the end? WHO KNOWS?!

Favorite memory of him was in 2008, when he only missed 3 games after literally having his face broken on a dirty hit from some Jets schlub. Dude was probably the toughest receiver in the NFL in his prime.

That’s a funny way of spelling “cerveza”...

Proud to be in the 18% that can row their own gears, so to speak.. Last summer I went to southern France for a wedding, which necessitated the rental of a car. The French Hertz lady, knowing I was American, asked if I would prefer a car with an automatic transmission. Telling her that I would take the manual was…

Jesus, glad to know I’m not the only one. I spend a full day of an otherwise beautiful Mexican resort vacation eating nothing but prunes and oatmeal from the buffet just to get the pipes working again. Just the worst.

Blake Bortles looks like Pete Sampras. Not Pete Sampras when Sampras was in his 20's, but 2017 Sampras.