That guy who has to pay hundreds of dollars to take his kid to see 49ers vs. Bears as a reward (in December when it will surely be colder than the Night King’s asshole) is the strongest reminder ever of why I never want kids. They don’t even punish people that bad in the 7th layer of hell.

Not gonna say “in their defense,” but Reince Priebus is the fucking stupidest name in Washington and lol at this turd getting shitcanned.

I only wish I had more than one star to give for this excellent and thorough answer. Thank you.

What is campari soda? Is that the same as campari, the red liqueur that is a vital ingredient in a Negroni? God I hope not after your story...

Charles Davis Whitehurst, Jr. His greatest miracle was turning 396 career pass attempts into $17,546,823.

Don’t you dare bring Clipboard Jesus into this you monster.

Your compression short take is awful. I wear them so my fat thighs don’t chafe while I’m biking or running in an attempt to become less fat. They are 100% necessary gym clothing.

Did you forget where we are? Half of what Magary posts is about people shitting. It’s a key element to the comment here.

That second set was shocking. After a competitive first set, I went to take a shit and get dressed and by the time I got back it was 4-0. Ridiculous. Venus totally checked out which was kinda sad to see considering she might not ever get a better shot at winning a grand slam again.

Not read The Root?

Halo Top is... fine. It tastes fine. Not amazing, not like ice cream, but not bad. It’s not anywhere close to as good as regular ice cream like Ben and Jerry’s though. Just buy that and practice portion control you filthy animals. Or eat the whole pint and be happy, who really gives a fuck.

MLB isn’t saying that. Some masshole shmohawk is the one who thinks it’s a good idea.

Came here to complain about the law in DC and VA banning radar detectors, but I saw that someone covered that. Still, fuck DC and ultra fuck VA and their notions of automotive law.

VA and DC are the only jurisdictions in which radar detectors are banned.

You also hate air conditioning, so it’s already well known this opinion is coming from a fucking monster of a man.

Murphy 100% botched that play because he couldn’t get it out of the glove. They showed a replay angle from behind Murphy and even a mediocre throw would’ve got the out at 1st because the slow as fuck catcher was the batter.

Trea got engaged literally like 2 days ago, so at least he’ll have some help on that last one now.

I’d be interested in more details when they come out because with how the crash has been described so far, I’m a little confused as to how Venus was clearly the one at fault. It sounds like she got stuck in the middle of the intersection due to traffic (aka, she was blocking the box) and then just as she was able to…

More like Blake should be Treinen harder not to be a fucking dumpster fire, amirite? Anyone? *crickets*

The Seared Tuna Tataki salad is legitimately delicious, if you enjoy partially raw fish and pickled ginger you should give it a shot.