People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

Making pasta is a lot like making marinara sauce. It’s not that it’s hard - it isn’t - it’s that doing it right is time-consuming and even then the odds are you aren’t going to end up with anything that’s significantly better than the premium brands you can get at the supermarket.

Who was cooler in the two versions of essentially the same John Wayne movie? James Caan as Mississippi in “El Dorado” or Ricky Nelson as Colorado in “Rio Bravo?” On the one hand, James Caan is more badass than Ricky Nelson (you can be damn sure no one was calling him Missy), but on the other hand, Ricky Nelson got to…

this isn’t about you

Sudafed is his drug of choice, allegedly.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

There’s only one right answer:

I guess when you’ve just been catching kids thrown/dropped from a burning building, you’ve earned the chance to diss local sports men.

I read it. I didn’t get it. I didn’t Google it. People seemed to like it.

They’re both due for a beaning next time they are in St. Louis.  

Vladito’s tip of the hat and Hays tipping back was pretty cool too. 

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

Just for the record, one of his opponents recently set up a billboard telling people to “Say No to Mass Immigration,” and has repeatedly posed for pictures with racist groups and a Holocaust denier.

Oh jeez.  That would’ve been the stupidest way to die in history.

It doesn’t need to be a large group, Allison. Wherever there are two vaginas, murder is the subtext.

One is a vagina, two are vaginii, and a large group is called a murder of vaginii.

I immediately think of "cake" thanks to Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker, and then I think of what a fox Betty Crocker must have been; so moist is a very positive word for me.

Total career earnings according to Spotrac:

It’s small moments like this that make me want to believe karma is a real thing. But then I remember that this fat piece of shit has played 15 relatively injury free (plus/minus an out of season motorcycle injury) seasons and then I don’t believe anymore...