Funny, I was at the gym last weekend and the NFL games were up on the various TVs. I haven’t watched a game in a number of years, but I’m there running on the treadmill staring at the games in front of me. But I felt...nothing. Like, maybe hardly a vague “oh hey, nice grab” at most. I finished my run, and headed…

Just look past the domestic violence, sexual assault, racism, opioid abuse, CTE, and Trump-humping and you can enjoy watching 4 1/2 hours of commercials and 11 minutes of heart-pounding actual action.

I broke my elbow last year and stopped taking my pain meds pretty shortly after surgery. Trying to grunt out a goddamn Thermos every couple of days was not great. I truly thought I was going bust a blood vessel in my head trying to back those monstrosities out.

One of the big differences between Drew and Simmons is that this ...

Thanks for writing this. I was at a bar last Sunday with an NFL game on the TV, and I found myself watching and enjoying it. “I really do miss football,” I thought. “I wonder if there’s a way I can justify the moral compromises it would take to watch it again.”

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

Amazing. Thank you for sharing this.

Not a fan of light beers, but Keystone is excellent...Bush is also suprisingly better than I remember, but my go-to (because I’m drinking to get wasted, obvs,) is Natty Daddy. Yes, it tastes horrible, but I can get a 25 oz. can of 8% ABV for $1.30, and two of those gets me a pretty good buzz.

best cheap beer: Corona

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

It’s a hockey nickname, so it’s undoubtedly Kakksy.  

The puck in the net thing might. It’s a pretty good idea.

“Did you hear that black guy honey? He said we’re ‘of the Fey’. He means we look like elves! Must be a Tolkien fan.”

“Racist” is one that seems get an angry response more often than not :\

A clearly communicated Pittsburgh Left is a gift of kindness!! Flash your brights just as the light is about to turn green. They know they have the turn and they get their butt out of your way quickly. Win-win.

Stop slowing down to look at wrecks on the beltway during rush hour. Inevitably traffic feels the effects for miles and miles, even when the accident is on the opposite side of the interstate!

In Salt Lake, using your snowblower for someone you know uses a shovel. Less universal, but definitely a thing, when hiking, to step off the trail for mountain bikers to pass. Hikers technically have right-of-way, but it’s just less of a hassle for hikers to step off for a moment. It’s always appreciated.

That should go into the Palin coat of arms—something like:

Ah, the modern American conservative’s lament.

I didn't care much about this one way or the other until just now. The pictures are a silly nonissue, but so was her campaign in general. And the line about being a mother to all the babies in the country was just bizarre and offputting.