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The way he shoots from from 30' with no discernible increase in effort makes me smile. And as he ratcheted up the absurdity, my smile got bigger.

They were thinking of the children.  Fucking in cars usually results in children.

Despite my screen name, I’m not a sycophant for all things Boston. But saying Bill Russell is boring?

Reminded me of playing with my MUCH younger cousins. They would fall for the ssssllllooooowwweeesst of ball fakes, kinda like Justin Holiday did in that video clip... except they were 10 so they had an excuse.

Look on the bright side; for cold weather stadiums the narrow seats mean fans can share body heat.  During the last Steeler game I attended at Heinz Field, the tiny woman in the seat next to me used me as a wind break/space heater for all 4 quarters.

Nah, they’re his Lakers and he adores them.

I’ve been enjoying the use of “PELOSI” to elicit the same reaction as Igor got from the horses by saying “Blucher”

Would absolutely watch that movie!

According to the US Gov Office of Women’s Health, 1 in 3 women “has experienced some type of sexual violence” There are 325 million people in the US, approximately 165 million are women, so roughly 54 MILLION women have experienced some sort of sexual violence.

Me: Jesus, I’m in a shitty mood today. Oh, Albert has a new post at Deadspin. He always makes me smile....

I was laughing at McGreggor trying to mean-mug Kahbib. He may win, but he isn’t going to intimidate the guy who was told to wrestle a bear as a child... and did!

Could you blame her? We’ve seen Trump - he is unfuckable.

I’m.... not a Lakers fan and still support this attitude 100%. 

Everything you say is true and correct... BUT, if the truth that is staring the senators right in their faces didn’t sway them, and the tens of thousands of calls they’ve already received didn’t sway them, and the blatantly obvious white-wash of an FBI investigation didn’t embarrass them... then why would a few more…

Today is shaping up to be a shit-storm.  “Emily fucking Post” made me smile, and for that I thank you.

A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
~ Proverbs 15:1

It took me a few years to learn this. I wondered why I was always breaking up fights or caught defending friends in a fight. One day I realized that I’d NEVER started a fight so I “fell out of touch” with a few friends and haven’t been in a bar fight since.

... which is clearly wrong! Breasts feel (and move, presumably) like bags of sand. 

Gonna be a bitch getting those bottles to burn, but the MAGA crowd will find a way.  Their honor depends on it!