Wait.... your mom doesn’t?

Not only was she detained for this accident, she was taken to a facility in Tacoma, Wa which is about 3 hrs away. They kept her there for TWO WEEKS for something that should have been resolved with a phone call and a thimbleful of common sense.

I’ve followed the NBA since ‘76 and have lived in the Bay Area for the last 9 years. The first 2 Warriors Championship celebrations were pretty fun, but the fervor shown by my Mexican co-workers for the win over Germany was WAY more intense.

Leaping Evil Jesus, man! I’m just trying to get through the work day and there are all these nightmarish bug images in my safe space.

Dom, we share Pittsburgh roots so you know how hard it is for me to say this... “I like what that Brown’s player did right there”

I would add one more thing to your list:

I assure you that I have no idea what you are talking about...

I’ve seen this “fact” shared by several people on Facebook. Is this a Breitbart/Infowars fabrication that is now accepted as truth, or just another missive from the “Tin Foil Hat” brigade?

It’s like it was written by Trump himself. The feedback loop between Fox and Trump is horrifying. 

*James Harden is furiously taking notes on that guys flopping form.

I’m anxiously awaiting tomorrow’s Deadspin article “LeBron is Definitely Going to Charlotte” where they’ll name “Dave” as their source.

I deserve to be in the grays because my posts are... well, average. But that second gif alone should get you out of the grays and into the blacks where you clearly belong!

Years ago my fiance and I were struck with the munchies and discovered that an asshole roommate had turned our full bag of chips into 1/3 of a bag with lots of crumbs. Being resourceful (and stoned), we used the full chips to scoop our French Onion dip. Once those were gone, we resorted to the most horrific/satisfying…

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it!

In spite of this issue, the ongoing Mueller investigation, countless blatant lies, an administration awash in corruption (the emerging Wilbur Ross corruption looks worse that Pruitt’s, which is saying something), and an escalating Trade War with almost all of our World Trading Partners, Trump’s approval rating is…

Pretty sure that directly after that kick lands and the taller fighter’s head bows down, you can see his soul trying to escape his body through his mouth.

Of course it’s clickbait! It’s like the Rice Krispy Squares of journalism... sweet, satisfying, but devoid of actual substance. I’m anxiously awaiting the “LeBron to the Celtics” rumor that just has to be percolating somewhere! That will be delicious.

Poor choices led to me gaining way to much weight in my 40's. I couldn’t seem to get motivated until my (delightful) boss started calling me Mickelson in front of my coworkers. Yeah, he’s still an asshole but I did drop almost 50 lbs.

+1. That Swanson gif is me every damned time I see/hear that course named in media coverage.

How soon before we see a lawsuit stemming from an “idiot on the field” takedown? “My little Maynard was just having some harmless fun, then that big ol’ meany tackled him and sprained his oyster-shuckin’ finger. We’re suing for $4 million!”