Due to a big dog with a stomach bug, I’m operating on less-than-optimal sleep this morning so I stared at this photo for way too long before noticing the straps on the roof.

“Salary Cap Dummy” asking... can they fit 3 max contracts under next year’s cap? Would that leave them with 3 stars and 8 bench/role players?

Wait, you’re NOT buying toilet paper and bananas via Gawker’s links? What are you waiting for?

I’m very much enjoying the ongoing “LeBron is definitely going to ______” saga playing out here on DeadSpin. Please don’t stop reporting every rumor, innuendo, or “informed tweet” as absolute fact.

Have a star for escaping the grays. Is the sky as blue as they say it is?

This doesn’t make you an asshole (necessarily), but it does mean you’ve seen your fair share of videos on the internet.

I, a random stranger on the internet, will confirm what you already know to be true: your mother is a gem and you’re lucky to be her child.

We all have a friend who gets us into more trouble than we’d find on our own; Darin was my Spirit Guide to Trouble. We were out at a popular Pittsburgh nightclub after a Penguins game when he spotted several of the San Jose Sharks players. We ended up near them and I watched in amusement as a few of the younger guys…

I believe you’d be right to make that argument.

- lower legs muscles don’t tire
- can push off the end of the blade vs ball of foot for extra leverage
- “longer” lower prosthetic for increased leverage/spring

Wrong time to talk about a 4-point line????

I watched the game with my twin daughters too (shout out to NBA as bonding time) The good twin thinks Steph is “cuu-ute” and the evil twin wanted to know why that little guy on the Rockets was getting all the rebounds (I had to explain that PJ Tucker was actually 6'5" but her question was valid!)

IKR!

+1 to this. As a “good” 6'2" center at a very small high school, my wake up call arrived my Freshman year at a small college where I met the current center who stood 6'11" and went on to the NBA. I, obviously, did not.

Igoudala is the 3rd/4th best player on the Warriors from an offensive standpoint, but the 2nd/3rd best player from a defensive standpoint. He would have impacted this series in the following ways:
- His ability to switch to multiple positions would have increased defensive efficiency and slowed the Rockets defense even…

Comparing players from different eras (and different positions too) is a sucker’s game. Different rules, different styles of play, and a different world make comparisons incomplete at best and downright dumb at worst. Jordan playing now without hand checks might be a psycho version of Harden. James in the 80s/90s m…

Speaking of beating... “things” to death, can we stop referring to every freaking home run as a “dong”. When I’m the one asking for somebody to cut back on sophomoric humor, you know things have gone on long enough.

Whoa, even I would pick LeBron.... and I’m the guy that makes sure the “Larry Legend” ornament gets put on the tree first every December.

Yes! It’s guys like this that make the world a little brighter just by saying “Well why the hell not?”

I was a knucklehead who fully bought into the “Warriors will lay waste to everyone come Playoff Time”. And then the Rockets showed me just how dumb I am (for the record, me plumbing the depths of my stupidity is a recurring theme).