The violence of hockey continues to amaze me. Not just the big hits, but the constant stream of casual little shots like this one. I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: Hockey players are a (wonderfully) different breed.

Whoa! The video of guys jumping onto their opponents while going for marks is just plain bonkers! Imagine Antonio Brown trying that on Richard Sherman.

During a recent business trip my boss reached out to our favorite consultant to let him know we were in his town. He picked us up after our meeting and took us to his home/office. When we pulled into his garage, look at what was sitting patiently in the 3rd bay.

Me either, but then boobs distract me like squirrels distract Doug.

I was damned near giddy while watching her dispatch those 2 bumblefucks. She spoke truth to power with a muted but discernible disdain that was wonderful to see. Sadly, they are too stupid to recognize the exchanges for what they were and will continue to spew their bs.

I thought the same thing. I wonder if people were yelling at him because he was tracking the ball, not the charging fielder, and then he ducks out at the end.

The level of hypocrisy in Goodell’s statement made me slightly dizzy. I had to watch a few “good dog” videos until I calmed down.

Also a great interview with Bill Simmons (aka Deadspin’s Favorite Whipping Boy). We’re used to athletes speaking in cliches and banalities, so it was great to hear real opinions stated in a thoughtful way. He’s media savvy enough to always include caveats like “this is just my opinion”, but then he gives his actual…

Games may not be won in the 3rd, but they sure as hell can be lost there. Tom Ley argued (in a separate article) that Westbrook expended so much energy in the 3rd that he had nothing left for the 4th. That seems like a valid point to me.

To be fair, if I was built like Sage Northcutt I might never wear a shirt again.

Once again our Neighbors to the North are winning at life!

Sweet Jeebus! I’m shopping for a used bike that costs around $3k.... I gotta quit teasing myself by reading about these high-end rides!

O’Reilly’s protests that he’d done nothing wrong sound pretty lame when you consider that they paid out $13,000,000 in settlements to keep people quiet.

“We are slashing health care because individual states should decide those matters... except when it comes to weed, then fuck the state’s voters!” ~ Jeff Sessions

Naturally I had to check the local VW dealer to see if they have any deals like this. Their website doesn’t even acknowledge Diesel as an engine option!

I work for a company that has this bright green as their logo. I keep trying to get the company to “subsidize” this exact color jeep for me. So far, they have wisely been able to resist my generous offer to advertise for them while driving to the local strip club Safeway.

Please remind A. Burneko that if his erection lasts longer than 4 hours, he should seek medical attention.

Dammmnnnn..... Whatever happened to teammates calling out a screen?

I was sure this was going to be the work of a “Florida Man”. Imagine my surprise....

Oh man, this article made me bark with laughter, not once but twice. My wife wasn’t impressed. I will still reluctantly share my fritters with her.