Same here. Which means we think Lebron is the BEST player in the NBA right now. By default, that makes him the MVP of the Cavs. But we’re all left to split hairs on who is the most valuable to their respective teams.

If the 2 of us were picking our playground team from current NBA players... (Holy Fuck, I’ve become Bill Simmons)

Wow, I had to check the posting date to make sure this wasn’t an April Fools Joke that I’d missed. I think that car looks fantastic... and I’m starting to shop for cardigan sweaters. Should I be worried?

A big part of this website’s appeal to me is the folks that comment. I know that for every lame dad joke made (guilty) there will be a quality post that helps me better understand what I just read. Thanks for the info.

Wagon? Check!
Lifted? Check!
Big tires? Check!
Diesel? Check!

Thanks for that. How ‘bout you give me a paper cut and pour some lemon juice on it while you’re at it (also... you’re not wrong)

At my best (read: not very good at all), Federer could beat me while wearing Sorrel snow boots and using a frying pan for a racket.

Watching him play is alternately thrilling and humbling.

But the man did have the huge balls audacity to rush forward with the intent of catching a serve on the rise. Pretty impressive.

Damn, that Safari RS looks like it was designed by 13 year old me for 52 year old me! I wonder how much $$$ I could get for my kidney?

We’re gutting healthcare because the States should make those decisions.

+1 on the Cycle Trader scanning.

Satan’s scourge, indeed! My last competitive basketball shot came in a carpeted gym about 6 years ago. I made a sweet reverse layup from the left baseline. As I ran through the shot and pivoted to head back on D, it felt like somebody kicked me right in the calf.

Another delightful reminder that hockey players are a different breed. From the almost polite inquiry to begin the fight to the cordial parting comments, nothing about that encounter is replicated in any other sports fight.

Big Man bonus points for the way Sabonis planted his right elbow in Dedmon’s chest to create the separation needed to finish the dunk AND for absorbing a pretty stiff shot in return. I like where he’s heading!

M’eh. Dunks in traffic > Dunks “over” one static defender. It’s strong, but unremarkable.

re: Sports sounds

I’ve giggled at one too many Draymond articles with dick-themed titles, so my first read of the headline was “cock-busting dunk”. I think I’ve had enough internet for today.

I know I’m only 4 years late to this party but such are the wonders of the internet...

Excellent point! I’d also add that a few possessions like this one sets them up for a quick give and go to the rim while the defense is waiting for the next pass.