A star for you and your use of the word “cockles”.

Definitely NOT a fan of his music, but my M.I.L. and F.I.L. ran into him at an airport in NJ where they were all waiting for an overseas flight. My in-laws were both in their late 60's at the time but M.I.L. recognized him and said hello. He was completely charming, posed for a photo, and even asked if she needed…

Watch LeBron’s eyes as he heads in for that dunk; he’s staring daggers at the oncoming defender until way later than I thought possible. As the hapless defender/dead meat, I’d find that to be.... disconcerting.

GODDAMMIT Jalopnik!!! I’ve got twins heading off to college in 2 years. Quit tempting me with this shit, I’m begging you.

Turned Dwight into dust? Easy now.

I love how this car makes Chris giggle like a little kid! That tells me as much about the car as the specs.

His “mean mug” is KILLING me! I know he is an otherworldly athlete in the body of a man, but that face says “salty 6 year old”

I’m not ashamed to say that I’m slightly aroused after listening to that!

Sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! That is a LOT of dumb packed into one video.

I have so many questions...

He looks like a bad job of embalming.

I’ve always loved the NBA and would argue that from a purely athletic standpoint, NBA players are among the worlds greatest athletes. But hockey players are on a whole different level when it comes to toughness. This story is just Exhibit #238,551,097 to support that argument.

+1 to this! We “cut the cord” last year which messed up my football watching. As time went by, I found myself checking out the NFL highlights less and less.

To hell with the announcer saying “Please don’t”.

Forgive me, oh Blessed Mother of Acceleration but... +1 to this comment. Although when I saw 612 hp, my first thought wasn’t as classy as score keeping but rather, “this is now just a dick measuring contest for rich folks”

IF THIS GUY WAS MY NEIGHBOR... we’d no doubt share the occasional beer, talk about the local sports teams, and be civil because life is too short to get worked up about a fucking trailer.

re: Alex’s Thanksgiving dilemma...

+1 for police like that officer!

MMA ignoramus here so forgive the stupid question but... McGregor isn’t a natural Welterweight but Woodley sure as hell looks compact carved from fucking stone.

Growing up in a town with no NBA team, I was free to follow the NBA as a whole. Yes, Larry Legend was my boyhood idol, but I was enough of a basketball fan to marvel at the Show Time Lakers and could never generate any “hate” when they beat the Celtics.