RE: Trump’s shopping habits - “Let’s assume that he has to buy it himself - he needs something immediately while he’s walking alone, so he can’t send a lackey to do it.”

Sweet Baby Jeebus! The shot of the little iguana running across the beach as a wave of snakes emerge from the rocks was taken directly from my nightmares.

As my priest would say: Wisdom, let us be attentive!

“My roommate (I’ll call him “Mark” because his name is Mark) ...”

+1 to you for not allowing a hint of sarcasm. I’d have asked if the driver had recently suffered a head injury or stroke.

Shocking confession time: I’m slightly aroused by the sound of that engine. And no, I’m not ashamed.

Here’s a thought.... maybe don’t antagonize a really good player. Call it the Jim Croce Rule.

Because I’m a terrible person/Deadspin reader, I was reading this article at work. I scrolled down, absorbed what was the entirety of the Nets review, and let out a bark of laughter just as my boss walked by my office.

I trust that Kerr will figure out how to juggle all of the star-power he’s got right now but... man, oh man, wouldn’t it have been fun to watch Pop unleash Leonard and Durant on the rest of the NBA?

As a recent transplant to the Bay Area, I’m enjoying the freewheeling play of the Warriors and am very interested to see how their team comes together this year. But as a life-long fan of great basketball, I love the Spurs and enjoyed seeing them curb-stomp the Warriors.

I gotta quit looking at these posts at work because I fall down a rabbit hole of CL searches... which lead me to this. I bet they’d take $32,999.

Sweet Baby Jeebus, no! Ask any dimbulb that’s gotten into a fight with a Canadian hockey player. Not me of course, but this guy I know....

I’m a Steelers fan but I can’t even pretend to dislike Gronk. Sure, he seems to be blissfully unencumbered by the ravages of rational thought but he also seems to be having WAY more fun than me.

cog·ni·tive dis·so·nance: the mental stress or discomfort experienced by an individual who holds two or more contradictory beliefs, ideas, or values at the same time

Cyclist AND driver here so I get to be smug/angry either way you look at it.

Oh Jeebus, we are old.

Welcome to the club! I’ll buy the first round and then we’ll start a rousing conversation about “kids these days” and how much better the NHL was when we were kids. It will be glorious/annoying.

Oh man... I can’t imagine abandoning my beloved RT but I’ve long lusted for the K1600's power overkill. However, THIS “ “road” is soft and “cruise” is super-soft” is a huge Buzz Kill.

Phil Kessel in a static pose in no way prepares you for seeing him in the flow of a game. He still blows my mind with his speed. As a Pens fan, I couldn’t be happier for him after the years of shit he put up with.

“You can see the effect in this article.” I grew up in Western PA and this article was so, so depressing.