I’m the broke dad of 2 teen daughters so cash is pretty tight right now. Having said that, I would pay $100 to watch Biden debate Trump. If they both agreed to NOT be PC and really speak their minds, I’d up that figure to $500.

I came here to mock their silly process... but dammit, you’re right. The hooting/hollering made me smile.

I’m pretty happy that Rex isn’t coaching my team, but I’d bet my paycheck that it’d be a blast to have a few beers with the man.

+33 for getting me to laugh out loud here in my office

Just a guess here: The “League” had to threaten ejection because the fine wasn’t working. Antonio Brown wasn’t paying it that fine, NIKE was *happily* paying the fine as it was cheap advertising.

A begrudging +1 for Zukka.

He is getting old BUT I’m a regular 5o-something dad who would happily take his good looks over my (ahem) average visage.

+33 for Larry Legend

THIS is why I love Deadspin comments! In among the dick jokes and bad puns (both of which I love) are nuggets of real info. Thanks for sharing this.

Yeah, something tells me that the big dude didn’t really need any help.

That was a genuine “CODE BROWN” moment. Had I been filming, I wouldn’t have been in portrait mode my hands would’ve been shaking bad enough to make the video blurry.

I’d add $100 and some fresh made raspberry & white chocolate scones to hear him say that.

I can’t watch her videos. I turn into a sputtering bundle of rage and have to binge watch kitten videos to calm down.

Compassionate but real. I like it!

We have a lock on our door. One long-ago morning, the twins were persistently knocking on the door while my wife and I were trying to “plan the day”. I yelled at them to go away and, amazingly, it got quiet. Unfortunately it was that “too quiet” that parents learn to distrust.

“Oh yeah, one final note. A friend of mine who lives in Wheeling, W.Va., and loves the Steelers likes to claim Wheeling is a “suburb of Pittsburgh.” It’s not. Fuck yourself, inbred.”

Lots of great comments supporting various favorites as “the best” park. There’s no way to definitively select a Best Park, but I know that I’d choose any one of those parks over the mountain of mundane shit I’m staring down here in my office.

Belated slow clap for that effort!

Nothing takes the sting of out literary criticism quite like a complete lack of basic language skills. The lack of spelling, punctuation, or basic sentence structure combined with “text speak” (ur, thnx, ppl, etc) had me alternately shaking my head or laughing.

Crocodilebundy is right. Taking nothing away from the dunker, because Windmill + Body Contact is pretty freaking sweet. But the “defender” started out under the hoop and lazily tried to contest it right in front of the rim, which is a recipe for getting posterized.