"It's super fun to burn things."
- Derrick Sanskrit

"This is a game that, like, plays you as much as you play it, man."

These Fang Island guys sound like they're right up my alley; I should check out their albums. Thanks, Derrick!

I'm surprised they haven't phloem the coop.

Mordred is invisible to Merlin, so that makes things easier for the spies. Percival is meant to be played opposite a spy character called Morgana; Percy gets to see who Merlin and Morgana are at the beginning, so it's their job to figure out which one they can trust. The promo pack I mentioned actually adds two…

Heck yes, Dark Souls 2! I've been re-playing the original over the last month or so, and I am pumped for the sequel. I love the original, but I find that it loses something when it gets too familiar.

I love playing The Resistance, but my group much prefers the Avalon version. We still call each other spies, though, probably for the same reason you prefer the original version. There are actually more optional rules than just the Merlin/Assassin one, although our favorite variation is actually from a promotional…

I watched Epic at a friend's place, although I had a few drinks in me beforehand and I wasn't paying that much attention. Simple and inoffensive, although I assume the name was more for marketing than anything else.

Should've used more HGH Left, to balance things out.

So is an alien taking over Stallone's right half, or does he look like that normally?

Truly, they were the most rated pop-culture of the year.

A propeller beanie and a too-small black t-shirt? John Teti, I dare say you are ready for a night on the town.

Yup! Nothing huge, but new rooms, boss remixes, and a new class. I think the new class only unlocks if you beat the boss remixes, though.

I can't be alone in waiting for the entire season to come out before I play this, right?

They do say that suicide goes up around the holidays. Could Telltale Games be responsible? Evidence says "no", but my gut tells me "probably not".

Bed of Chaos always was a little underwhelming. It's like a boss, but there's no real back-and-forth. It's sort-of easy since it doesn't regenerate when you die but frustrating since it's surrounded by bottomless pits. I always assumed the no-regeneration thing was something they added after play-testing.

I remember one Christmas, my mom asking me to get something from the basement. I go down and I find a brand new SNES with Donkey Kong Country pack-in. Pret-ty sweet.

Oh, hey, according to the developers, the new FTL content will be toggle-able, which is nice of them. As much as I appreciate new content, some mandatory updates feel like they push the old content away before I'm done with it. I'm looking at you, Binding of Isaac…

Mouse on a String is just another stale, big-budget distraction that fails to match the creativity or the heart of indie gems like Ring from a Milk Jug or Toilet Paper Roll.

It's the best Gameilogichristmahannukwanzaa ever!