As a former Journey owner, I have to say that the pentastar V6 is a damn good engine. 

That’s ridiculous. If you're double vacc'd and wear a mask, your risk on public transit is close to zero. 

I don't think it's ugly. It's much worse, bland, non-discript, boring. 

Because its Dice, man. He knows funny.

If you’re looking to Canada, I suggest avoiding Alberta. Our province has seen fit to elect a conservative party led by a man named Jason Kenney, who is essentially Trump Jr.

How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

Curious why you think Mazda will merge or die, when they are one of the few weathering this storm fairly well?

How can you write a statement so brave, yet so controversial?

At $39/month I’d take that deal. 

Swiss Army Dildo?

I’d say that would be the wrong person to buy this truck, as its a pretty pricey and impractical for that purpose.

You need to amend that to “All leases are complete shit.”

The corolla hatch is actually what the Honda civic should look like.

The interior is dated. However, I’ve always thought the design of the car itself is kind of timeless, and I think it still looks fairly modern.

I have to say, the drop top and auto are not for me, but I think its a nice price for what it is. 

“Blaine is a pain.”

In the words of Liam Neeson, playing Rob Roy, in the fantastic movie Rob Roy:

I’m not sure what you mean by that. However, the point of BMI in this context was that he had normal mass for his age, but was extremely malnourished just the same.

No low ballers. I know what I have!