It’s mind blowing how many people forgive Lena her trespasses yet claim Kim Kardashian is the fall of Western civilization.

6 months from now there will be an article on Jezebel about Dunham doing something good, and the comment section will be filled with things like “I don’t understand why she gets so much hate” and “we’re far too hard on women for not being perfect” and “something-something working through her internalized misogyny”.…

Lena is generally an A+ illustration of the old adage re: liberals, “An outspoken group on many subjects. Ten degrees to the left of center in good times. Ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally.”

Yesterday at the library I had to have a long circular conversation with a patron who is convinced that A) he does not have to bathe and B) our staff is lying about him when we say he is simply too stinky to have in the building until he bathes and changes his clothes. He cannot be convinced that he stinks, because he…

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

No, no, no. There isn’t a link between older fathers and autism. That’s just too damn logical. It’s the vaccines! Always the vaccines! Men are never at fault for anything in utero!

Every time I read about an over 40 yo male actor wanting to have kids, I think of all of the age-appropriate men on OK Cupid, etc. who would not consider my profile because I was not at an optimal babymaking age. And then I think of the known correlation between autism and older fathers, which I think is very…

I work in Cambodia where much of what you are wearing is made. The women make $120 per month and are taken to and from work in actual cattle cars. Every month there are news reports of mass faintings from poor ventilation or contaminated air. The authoritarian government controls most of the media here so you can be…

Broke her back.

I was once sitting in a parking lot with my car off, checking emails while I waited for the rain to slow down so I could get out and walk to my destination. I was ignoring my surroundings because there wasn’t really anyone around (there were a bunch of cars but it was a doctor’s office so it wasn’t a high pedestrian…

Gave me goosebumps. That’s a beautiful story and I am so glad you’re still here and life is good!

“He lunged for my car door.”

Omg that’s CRAZY!

Oh my god. This story wins the contest for me. I can’t believe you went back for a second sleepover!!!! Everything about this story is TOOOO CREEPYYYYYYY!!! My goosebumps started when you described the dad crouchING and peeking out from behind the wall. UGGGHHHHHHH NIGHTMARE FUEL.

This is a little more creepy/disturbing than scary, but it’s something that still gives me chills when I think about it (and I try not to think about it very often). Note: All names have been changed.

Since you asked... :)

Oooh, very creepy!

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.