As others have said, IBM is alive and well. And so are those that work with IBM systems. I'm a dev on an old AS400 system. iSeries is soo much better than SAP IMHO.

Since Russia sucks so bad at these types of missions maybe they should have just given the money to NASA and had them do it.

multitasking in 4.0 (copy android), notifications in 5.0 (copy android)

I'm rather pessimistic about the percentages of optimists.

Don't let them steer you wrong, they really did it in calf that time. They just have a beef with the timer.

I've ventured far from my basement and now have 5 kids on my own. I can honestly say that at no point in my life, even with all the shit that I have gone through, that I needed to resort to blind faith in some all powerful being that might save me when shit hits the fan.

OMG! "thought activated charcoal filters"!!! NASA was awesome back in the day.

Hook this up to a 1Tbps connection and I'd have my dream seedbox.

First passenger pissed off because the flight attendant closed his window automatically in 3... 2... 1...

I moved into a new office at work a few months ago. There was a typing table in the corner for some reason. I haven't bothered to move it. It looks all sad and lonely because it hasn't probably been used for a decade at least. It does have a cool laminated fiber board top though so it's not your average…

"I've been stuck many an evening in the livingroom with my wife being subjected to Celebrity Teen Basketball Wives of Jersey Shore Club. Thru the many hours of watching what I'm sure is the main reason the Taliban and most of the Middle East hates us,"

Isn't that the case with every race?

It's Iowa, this was the most exciting event of the decade.

Did you really have to go to Shutterstock to get the image for this article? A simple screen grab would have been easier.

What's wrong with the last version? I have no need for a full size pickup but still need a truck occasionally. I bought a 2008 Dakota Laramie. It has a decently powerful V8, good stature, comfortable (for a small truck) interior, good looks, etc. The Dakota was much better than the offerings from Ford and Chevy.

Grew up on a farm. Getting on and off moving farm equipment is SOP. Sometimes when combining you need to take a piss. Combines track fairly straight. You don't want piss all over the side of your combine and you don't want to stop. So you Keep it moving, hop off, piss, catch back up with it, hop back on, go about…

I would guess the pictures of the Delta are there in an attempt to mislead the reader. Those are the only pictures of a car with the top up. I wouldn't be surprised if the Caddy top is shredded and the seller was hoping to pull a fast one on anyone reading his add.

I guess I don't feel bad for not falling for the hype.

KCI was the perfect layout before all the security bull shit. You could get in and out of there efficiently and quickly. Now it looks like shit and is a pain in the ass. Still quick to get out of though.

A third carat ring is only like $500. That thing looked smaller than that.