Because they obviously wanted to leave.

My luck, if I got those, I'd end up with the ones fashioned after the dark side of the moon.

His next contraption, a scooter with 25 side cars.

Almost all tablet form pharmaceuticals contain the same types of filler and for the same reasons.

This would be much better if you could chose alternative forms of transportation. The public transit in my city isn't that great. I'd like to be able to use this for walking or driving.

It's amazing how Facebook can't handle competition. G+ gains ground and popularity every day and Facebook gets all flustered and ends up alienating users. I see Zuck resorting to patent litigation soon, whether or not he has a case.

Do people seriously let their bathrooms get that disgusting? I'd throw up just walking onto one like that. I'm sure the rest of the house would be just has aromatically and visually stimulating if the bathroom was that bad. People who live like that, I can't even come up with the words.

Why even use WalMart invitations? When I got married (at the court house) we just called everyone and told them to meet us at the bar for a reception. 13 years later we're still happy that our entire wedding and reception cost us $15 for the marriage license and a $20 tip to the judge. Our reception guests picked…

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