Yeah, but sometimes it’s kinda fun to embarrass them, especially when they are teenage boys.

I didn’t think having a lady-lead would make that much of a difference to me (I didn’t think I’d feel so included) but it legitimately did in the best way possible.

I feel about this the same way I did about that wall street leonardo di caprio movie Scorcese directed. Another one?? Because there are not enough movies about rich idiots?? You’re Martin Scorcese, you can make a movie about anything you fucking want, and THIS is your chosen topic??? Enough already. Enough.

My brain feels like this.

Hey I just want to let you know that there is no shame on shopping around for a therapist that fits you. I work in mental health and finding a good therapist you can have a meaningful relationship with can be hard, but it’s worth it. I can speak for myself and many others when I say we genuinely care about clients. I…

TBH, I’m havinh my own close call this weekend as well. Shit with my ex and our son nearly drove me to the edge. My son refuses to talk with me, and his dad is encouraging it. After a long argument, I hung up the phone and sat there looking at the bottle of pills. Called my dad for support with dealing with my ex. He…

I was blamed for my mother’s attempt when I was 17 years old (I’m now 40). We have all moved on and she is doing much better, but you DO NOT forget this shit, ever.

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking…

I’m 44 and want that.

Just the article itself was disturbing. And I bet he’s on a hundred terrorist watchlists now just for having read them.

This dampens my rage.

Blink twice if you need help!

Oh, man. Did she never work as a classroom teacher? The hottest spot in hell should be reserved for administrators who have never taught but are giant experts in how it’s done.

Anyone who uses the phrase “complete farce” like you did is Internet Outraged(TM).

Winery compliance is not a thing I knew existed, but now that I do, it sounds amaaaaazing (and, because this is the internet, allow me to be clear: I’m not being snarky or sarcastic. I really just love wineries. And wine.)

There’s a difference between ‘too drunk to drive’ and ‘too drunk to get served’.

That makes me think of the Spanish Inquisition. “Our chief weapon is surprise. Suprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Two. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope . . . . *Amongst* our weaponry are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red…

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.