Well, getting rid of your lawn doesn’t always mean getting rid of all your grass. It’s about greatly reducing your water usage, not necessarily eliminating all landscaping uses of water.

Coveting your succulents so bad right now.

Here’s my backyard which is mostly succulents. I have a kid who plays back here. We don’t miss the lawn. The park’s grass is better anyway. Here are some more reasons not to turn to Astroturf (including some drought-friendly lawn-like alternatives).

There are plenty of succulent plants without spines.

So... Just so we’re clear... They found the Bone deep in Vergina?

It’s export-only because we refuse to drink it. I haven’t seen it for sale here since the early 80s. (The equivalent standard swills that everyone drinks here are VB, Carlton, or Tooheys.)

Fun facts: This was the final for one of the biggest surf contests in the world, and Mick Fanning is a three-times world champion. Also, there’s never been a shark attack in a world tour competition. Also also, this is my biggest fear.

Man, Mick Fanning sounds like such an Australian name. That’s all I have to say about this...

I died, his fellow surfer was so sweet. Perfect that they split the prize money, after everyone was OK.

As one does.

That video of Julian Wilson talking about watching this is so oddly touching.

““I pronounced her dead. I did see a mark somewhere around the neck,” Karisch said. “I think I saw a plastic bag hanging from something.””

While the bear managed to avoid security cameras, investigators were able to construct the following sketch based on eyewitness testimony:

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

Here’s my impression of you: “Oooo, look at me, I’m MrDineo and I hate fruit.” That’s okay, though. More pie for bears and me!

do not explain this to anyone else, i’m trying to watch.

Come on now. If it were that easy it wouldn’t have taken her 65 years. Even with all her privilege it wasn’t easy. I don’t know how old you are, but this moment was unimaginable 20 years ago or even ten years ago. It took courage for her to step out as a woman in front of the entire sports establishment.

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

That’s why this atheist just donated to a church. Link is above, people. They take Paypal.

I am pretty sure that thisonetimewhen thinks Jesse Eisenberg was just using hyperbole to describe how he felt being screamed at during a fan-based convention for which was was paid millions of dollars. And that because he was just using this literary device, he should be excused for comparing a work experience for…