I love Rebel Wilson. LOVE HER.

When they were giving out brains, he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

In the late '80s and early 90s I worked as a bartender at a very nice hotel. It was the place where money came for lunch and supper, celebrities would stay there while shooting movies, and lots of AMEX Platinums (Ceturion wasn't around yet) went past your face.

I agree, milk chocolate isn't Belgian chocolate's or Cote d'or's specialty, except for the one with salted, caramelized almonds my friend recently introduced me to. No idea whether it is new, but it is magic! And I guess it isn't fair to compare Cadburys to the expensive stuff.

Half of me agrees with you, but the other half is offended.

I got them from LeadFootLucy on etsy, who was awesome to work with! I sent her a bunch of hi-res image files and she did the rest!

Went perfectly (for me) with this dress. Which I still love.

Ah! I somehow missed the original post, but I had AWESOME shoes!! Pretty please ungray me?

am i the only person who likes birds?

TCHQ is cool with pigeons. They are kind of like our Air Force.

July 4th 1996

I say we make some donations. How about some upgraded F-16's? I say about 25-30 that will help for sustained operations. Lockheed can crank em out pretty quick. I think the latest generation will suffice since many of them are all ready in the middle east.

I think real Amelia Earhart is more gorgeous, cool and stylish than Amy Adams, who has neurotic actress crazy eyes.

My husband got some Warhammer figures to paint, and this happened (Malice still has this box).

Mary Poppins was my first exposure to feminism. I was mostly into women's suffrage because of the sashes, though, if I'm honest.

Thank you! Here they are (but not at the wedding, hence the too-short sweatpants I'm wearing).

Here are mine from the ceremony (we had a separate ceremony with reception much later) and I wore these beauts with a tea length lace dress. For the reception, I wore simple t-strap flat sandals for comfort :)

Hey, Meanbeans, just thought you should know that some asshole is signing your name to stupid internet comments.

Have you considered that you, yourself, might be significantly more intellectually dishonest than anyone you're railing against? I get that you're insecure as hell, especially about this particular opinion of yours, otherwise you wouldn't have written a three paragraph essay. But perhaps try looking inward before you…