This is such a function of selective memory, too. They don't remember when they were shitty, so they try to make you prove they were shitty, but unless you're WAY more organized than me, you're not going to keep a journal ready of the exact dates and times they were shitty.

Wait, this isn't the Bingo Hall? What?

Nice drop toe hold. The suplex was sloppy though

For the mouth part of your face.

When we all went dress shopping with my pal for her wedding dress, there was ONE girl. The wedding is in March. We went shopping in November and this one girl had just come back from her honeymoon and we all went shopping with our pal. My pal who is getting married is not a fussy person. She'd wear jeans down the isle…

I feel like this is a common thread in a lot of big(ger) families—regardless of how you feel, they decide they're going to be outraged for you.

She is just the ultimate in cool. The whole episode is on youtube at the moment- though it will probably get pulled down soon. She's gold- I am still half convinced she can indeed ride a unicycle and just didn't want to Streep them that hard- because Meryl Streep can do anything.

this is some INSANE SHIT

My initial reaction to reading this story was fuck Bill fucking Cosby and his fucking shitty fucking crowd work and fuck this cheering, applauding fucking crowd too. And this, I think, is a totally reasonable, and probably understated, reaction to have. Could probably use more fucks to be honest.

What slays me about this is that the dog is so obviously upset that he's going to land on his tiny human. Like, they really do love us humans! Sniff. Makes me tear up.

I keep most of mine at this bar where I had a lot of highly enjoyable one night stands with sketchy dudes who were in bands or working on their art or finding themselves. It wanders around and occasionally spills IPA on unsuspecting patrons. The rest of it is rifling through the YA section at the local library and…

"This is about the obliteration of legacy."

You need a basement with a good drain, a tarp, a bathtub full of acid, and a saw.

"Wallace, maybe we shouldn't go to Russia on holiday this year. Fancy another stay at that lovely B&B in Stilton?"

*mutters to self * Whatever. 10 points to Slytherin, fascist.

Here's my handsome little man! He also has an Instagram for those of you who want more doxy pictures, I'm going to be shameless and say you should follow him! He's awfully handsome: http://instagram.com/thedavisdachsh…

Here's my guy relaxing in the sun.

I watched it 3 times (so far) and determined that it was so great my dad needed to see it. He liked it, and he doesn't like anything! THAT'S HOW GENIUS IT IS. Bridging the gap between generations.