The only legitimate debate to come out of the column was the debate over why the hell George Will still has a job.

guess which one is my husband Lol

I started off joking but now I kind of really want this hahaha.

Neil Patrick Harris as Saul!

I've gotten creepier compliments than that. For example, the day my acting boss said, "You need to safety pin the top of your dress or I won't be able to get anything done today. " (I had never met him before. He was fired for sexually harrassing other people less than a month later.)

Plus, he's all set for "Breaking Bad! The Musical Spectacular", featuring such hit song and dance numbers as "The One Who Knocks", "Yeah, Science!" (and the Act Two reprise "Yeah Bitch, Magnets!"), "The Breakfast Song" and "Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up (Skyler's Song)".

I live in Seattle, which is a pretty small big city. The Cafe Racer shooting was a big shock, and I think people here are incredibly grateful to him for having the cohones to stop the shooter, who would surely have wounded or killed more people. I think it's shitty that you guys are going after the people who are…

Wow! In Australia, we have "no hat, no play" rules. Kids without hats aren't allowed outside. Sunscreen is mandatory unless you have a doctors note. So, apparently, the administrators in California are a lot more worried about gangs, than about cancer. Good to know.

I'm also olive toned- I never burn, and I didn't take the Slip, Slop, Slap message seriously as a kid either. I'm 26 and I've already had 3 suspect moles cut out (none cancerous, thankfully). My daughter has the same skin tone as me- I use sunscreen on her religiously.

What about pig people? Huh??

I'm an introvert who is a cat AND a dog person. Not to mention a pig person, a cow person, bird person, iguana person - really, I'm an animal person. Does that make me dumb or smart? Or perhaps, like everyone else, I'm just someone who can't be define by labels?

Fellow cat people, time to celebrate!

You are so right, only I can't decide whether she's about to faint or is merely changing her tampon.

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.

I knowww! I watched that video and I was dyyyyying of cuteness and then it got to the blonde girl (Kate), and I was thinking, 'Blondie is way too normal to hang out with the rest of these kids. Go back to being socially accepted, Kate, you fucking poseur.' But thennnnn she used "inculcate" in a sentence, and I was…

Even many women have this misconception. I have a few very strong, very independent, very politically active female friends who are feminists. They are active feminists, yet they refuse to refer to themselves as such because, "I don't hate men." It's a really sad misconception that I've given up trying to dispel when…

Initially they went with MyDick, but they were told it was too short.

Was gonna edit but it wouldn't let me to just add sea lion riding turtle.

So we're at Marineland, the dreadful 60's forerunner of Sea World, and standing around the aqua-green concrete tank are little kids, my little kid among them and ONE of the kids gets to climb to the crowsnest and feed Flipper IV as he leaps to the top of the pole. Somebody's daddy slipped Wally Walruskeeper a twenty…