Julian May's Galactic Milieu series!

I quit the festival scene a few years ago. It was hot, crowded, smelly and expensive but the killer was seeing two young dude-bros unzipping and starting to pee against the hurricane mesh just a meter from my friends and I. I shouted at them for being foul, lazy little beasts and laughed as they tried to run away…

Anyone got a lighter? I can sense a mob a-gatherin' hehe