It goes by many names! Whack! …Dust! …And other names!

I think Jane sensed that Jesse wasn't as gung-ho about strong-arming Mr. White for the money & the rest of the plan as she was, so she was telling him what she thought he would want to hear, too. "We'll get clean! We won't put it all in our arms! We'll start now and flush what we have left!" If Jesse was leaning…

Also, never trust a tattooist who has no tattoos.

I think it's inevitable that Walt will learn that the guy who gave him the sage advice that you can't give up on family just happens to be the father of the girl he let die.

I was too distracted by her weird eye. It doesn't close all the way because when she was a girl, her sister peed in it.

Maybe it'll lead to something.

Odenkirk will be fine on Breaking Bad. All acting is is jumping up and down and yelling and screaming a lot.

Do you know Jack Donaghy very well?
Well, do you happen to know if he's a boob man or a butt man? I'm gonna have to go in there and boink my way out of this one. Maybe we could go in there together. Lez out, give him a show…

It's 75 cents.

What Hugh and Pilgrim said.

"I'm going to buy it with money" killed me too, in the same way as the Beeper King once requested a porkpie hat for his head.

SRSLY?
What on earth were you doing in a Jimmy John's in Austin? Not eating, I hope. Nothing against JJ's, but come on, it's Austin.

In other news, the chick from The Crying Game is really a man.

Hopefully Hank won't figure out everything as quickly as Mahoney cracked all of Michael Scofield's puzzles on Prison Break.

License plate is THE CAPN. When Hank guess that Jesse's car might have LoJack and was talking about getting a trace on it, I was expecting him to say "License plate Tango Hotel Echo Charlie Alfa Papa November" and then having a WTF? eureka moment.

I dunno, Michael holding the pizza boy hostage was pretty fucking loathsome.

Saying "doing sex" is awesome, like when your mom tells your friends that you can't come to the phone because you're "playing skateboards" and tells you that you shouldn't "take pot."

Dr. Spaceman's lab work is in the field of sleep research, mostly because he checked the wrong box on a form once.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl sports. Like hot oil wrestling. Foxy boxing. And such-and-such.

Isn't that right, Alfred?
Al Gore at Moe's was pretty sweet.