I think 16-0 is more impressive.

As a black person, nothing eases my worries like a restaurant that informs me upfront that they’re 100% not racist. It’s like a first date reassuring me that, just because he hasn’t dated a black girl before doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to.

From your comment, I cannot help but assume you have said your sister’s name.

OH NO JOKE FACT-CHECKED! And 12th is GREAT for a new stadium, and only likely to get **much better** as the novelty wears off for a 95-loss team!

At this point, we all accept it as common knowledge and have moved on to other sports news.

“Ok, sir, just a minute, let me look up your account. Can you spell your last name?”

BENGOALZI

Damn, gotta feel for Ovi, dude’s like the only Russian in Washington with no influence

Wow, man. You managed to be both a humorless scold and a total idiot in the same comment. Impressive. That list isn’t parenting advice. It’s a joke on himself and the realities of parenthood. Did you not read the preceding paragraph? He says very clearly that he knows he’s not supposed to tell his kid to do things…

Actually he is spot on $100* 1.25 = 125 125-(125*.2)=100

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

BIG pancakes in theory (LOOK AT ALL THAT PANCAKE OMG) but small in practice. By the time I get to the middle of the big pancake it’s soggy and cool. Small pancakes don’t allow for that. Team Small.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

O Canada, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

Shit! How about a NSFW label for that?

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

...that’s a fair point. BUT, this is the Internet and I will not admit to being wrong.

Cathouse worked for me. *shrug*.

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.