What I can’t figure out is at the end when she says she moved out by Christmas, did she leave the husband by Christmas or did she and her husband move together? I hope she left him, that guy sounds awful.

Yes. The difference in that series was most definitely the coaching disparity.

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

The correct thing to do is dump the crumbs into the bowl of salsa and eat it with a spoon.

I’m not sure how many animals I could name, but I’m confident it would fall below the number of Pokemon I can name. I’m pretty comfortable with that.

There is not one thing about this comment that doesn’t make me want to hurl.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

The Leafs are good, the Raptors are good, the Argos are defending champs...it almost seems like things here are too good to be true and nothing can...

(ahem) DeadspInterview.

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

See, that post didn’t even register in my brain as sounding overly Canadian because my Canadian brain read it as plain English.

I know every letter in the alphabet from eh to zed, and I’ll tell you all aboot the weather... But first let me put on my toque.

The Leafs beat the Oilers 1-0 on Sunday night, by the way.

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

RIP.

believe it or not, many people have loving families that they want to celebrate with. And for every shithead who you might have left off the list if it wasn’t for the blood relation, there is a person who is really excited to be welcomed there to be with you

Better do it sitting down.

You volunteering?

This is really why I can’t wait for driverless cars. Throw the kids in, tell the car to drive to the soccer field, then go back to bed. Parenting win!

Hah. What is it with the medical staff’s preoccupation with the placenta? On two of three occasions they insisted on showing it to me. The third and last time I was ready and told them that I didn’t want to see it and please take it away.