Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

This is a list of pet loss support hotlines. They will understand and you won’t have to justify being sad even though he was “just a dog.”

My initial misreading of that post gave me a can’t-miss idea. Does anyone have the contact info for both the head of marketing for Chrysler and LeBron James’s agent?

Holy shit, weed might actually be the answer to that question. Finely ground nugs would act like sawdust basically.

This is why men shouldn’t play sports. They’re too emotional and can’t control themselves, overreacting to everything. Only women should be allowed to play sports.

He was selling drugs. He sold to all the white guys on campus ... He was the worst.”

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...

San Diego Carmen

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

I feel like you have to slice a lot of bread for a good bread knife to be worth it.

Yeah Deadspin. Stick to Syria.

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

Because Pop is an order of magnitude more likable than Tony La Russa’s super genius schtick ever was.

It seems like once every 200 years this kind of play happens, such as back in 1976 when North Dakota State lost a game when a ball bounced off a player’s shoe and went into their own basket.

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

I know this never having interacted with him.

keep going, I’m almost there

Hey guys, I figured out how to improve professional cycling and make it interesting...