This entire paragraph is why I love the NBA. A weird three-way trade nearly a decade ago for a team that everyone thought was tanking gave you your favorite player.

I think you’d need to understand the antagonistic relationship between this company and Canadians to get it. Bell, along with their main competitor Rogers, are really our only source for Cable TV, Internet access, Cell Phone service, home phones and they also own most of the TV stations(they also, jointly, own the…

I’ll be honest, how we’re perceived by the country that elected Donald Trump doesn’t really weigh too heavily on my mind.

The three Chinese characters spell “Toronto” phonetically (“Duō lún duō”). The first and last characters are the same.

He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.

Browsing is swell. But you’ll have to drag me kicking and screaming out of the Age of Amazon.

I went to high school in San Diego and had a good buddy on the basketball team. He was playing a tournament thing down there against University of SD highschool, which is this fancypants private deal everybody just called “Uni” and I went to the game as I was staying at his folks house because my parents were outta…

Fuck that guy!

Hah. I could totally see Rob Corddry doing that. If I had that kind of exchange with him I would have been laughing my ass off. Maybe it just seems less dickish in my head and I imagine him trying to be funny rather than just being a prick.

He is Canadian.

“I can’t be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a kabaddi team and dominate the Kabaddi World Cup.”

Great to see Madonna’s favorite religion doing so well.

The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

Excuse me, the show is called Blue Jays Central.

One ought not read the Sun for any reason.