Does following you make you ungrey? I’ll follow anyone! I’m kinda easy that way.

Why can’t websites start going retro? Grey backgrounds, bulleted lists of things. Links that are blue and then go purple when you’ve clicked them. It had a charm!

Sure you can, just make a reply. OCEANS OF SPACE.

Hey, hey, you’re out of the gray, and into the grey.

You can, it’s a little white underscore that shows up next to the Star on a post when you mouse over it. It’s just that all UI elements must be part of some kind of hide & seek game, that is what good design means.

Yeah, I mean, disqus wasn’t exactly space-efficient, but damn. It’s like words peed onto a field of snow. And double-spaced so that you can make your essay actually reach 5 pages. Your snow pee essay, yes.

Run!

My god, it’s full of grey stars.

Censored pink dildo. Enjoy!

You’re here, but pending-approval, whatever the hell that means. I approve of you!

I think if you’re here posting, non-grey, with your desired name, then you’re good. Not sure what else there would be to do.

Yeah I got to a page that did nothing, then had to go out and try to log into kinja separately and then got asked to merge, where I had to remake the account I already had... I don’t know. It was confusing and not as described, but it seems to have worked.

It does work if you press the green button up top. At least for me.

I thought you said "I jerk off every time I see the Nanny". Which, I mean… no need to sob about that.

When you someone eat it, my friend. When you someone eat it.

It still irks me that the 80s version of gluten allergy BS cost us all that delicious MSG.

Ehh, the last 20k comments or so are pretty incoherent non sequiturs anyway.

At least you're not cold.

I never got that joke. Who eats american-chinese food and isn't grossly full for ages afterwards? Is it something to do with those old Chinese laundries?

"You say you're my boss, eh? What's your first name?"