It feels like half the articles are ads now. And the first three stories get repeated after the first set of ads and just ugh. I have to scroll down pages and pages to find stuff. Except there’s no discussions going on anymore so ... why bother.

Guards! Guards! was my introduction back in the day and still holds up great, in my opinion.

Eh, I don’t know about others, but we never really saw any tax benefits. It’s more than when you file jointly, it makes sense that your earning power is a lot more and you shouldn’t suddenly pay more taxes because you’re married, but both working the same jobs.

I replaced my ever-more-infuriating apple music world with an android phone, 200gb SD card and MediaMonkey.

I flip off my phone constantly, will it interpret that correctly?

Yeah, I don’t know why suddenly he wants to participate in some sort of objective reality. He can just point at things he likes, claim he did them, and then declare that he’s accomplished his mission. It’d be no less truthful than anything else he’s done.

Pepperidge Farm will be there to watch you drown.

Ah, the ol’ Steve Martin defense. “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.”

Well, with more <table> tags and less racism.

When I click stars, the number below them goes down. I’m some sort of reverse upvote vampire.

Some of us here, too. I love Holy Grail, but the Biggus Dickus scene may be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched.

Tired of working for team evil?

So, I guess all the old comments are gone. Just me, hangin’ out with the dead dinosaurs.

Well, he’s a Nazi, so... extremely?

I like this one the most.

Laaaaaame

A troll problem that I’m sure won’t be an issue here.

Ninja-Related Corpses is my favorite TMNT tribute metal band.

Go on...

Woldman-Sachs-Digger?