That's called litotes. Basically ironic understatement.

That'd require him to hire/appoint some first, which he's basically totally failed to do.

The song lyric replies are hilarious.

Straight to the impalement? Sounds good to me!

How high were all the employees? Extremely, or just very?

Watch your optics! I guess with a mirror or something, I don't know how that would work.

Mind Wide Woke?

It never ceases to amaze me how touchy and insecure people think their omniscient, omnipotent god is.

I like the avocado, but the fact that there's fewer stories and they're all sort of general 'hang out and chat' means that the discussion threads get too large, in my opinion. It's a pain to interact. The nature of the AV club means people tend to drift to different articles and it keeps the the density down.

Parthian is such sweet sorrow*

Not always bad: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Except the current occupants of the white house actually do appear to be overtly fascist, if you go by guidelines like these: https://ratical.org/ratvill…

They seem to treat it like a sports team, except they don't understand that in the real world, just because the other team lost doesn't mean you won.

But does this count as Fake News for his fans, or is he a sell-out?

What the hell is a smoked cable?

Brunching Shuttlecock references always get an upvote.

Farts are kind of like ghost poops.

Are you sure it wasn't Attack of the the Eye Creatures?

Wookieepedia, where are you?

I don't think there's enough cocaine in the world to make someone sit down, watch Laserblast and Blade Runner and say, "Yeah, Laserblast was clearly the superior movie."