Hey, that guy just turned into a dragon! What's the response?

You forgot "Die, motherfucker."

So that whole 'Make mine a 99' thing, was that about the ice cream van drug wars in Glasgow?

I hope their next pledge drive is full of people calling up and saying "I was going to donate, but you sued LeVar Burton for trying to teach people to read, so fuck you".

"Captain, you better come down here and see this."

No, I'm pretty sure it's malware. Also probably terrorism. And he's black, I think that's against the law now too.

This account will still exist, but without any need to maintain a reputation. BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT ALL DOWN!

They're changing the way we drink wine! I still don't know that I'll ever get used to enemas at dinner though.

At least North Koreans didn't choose to elect their megalomaniac dipshit dictator. i don't know what our excuse is.

"My love, why do you wear an onion on your belt?"
"It is the style of these times."

Well, he's not wrong…

I'll admit to clicking on it because I was trying to figure out how the Surfing Dogs thing was somehow ironically involved in the death and was drawing a blank.

Concrete? How does that work? Is that why there were so many zoom-ins on Godzilla's face where his eyes rolled around, because the current concrete suit dried up and he was unable to move?

Chirp chirp OF COCK?

That's my motto!

Planes that have landed and are just sitting there aren't guzzling fuel.

There seems to be the myth that hiring genius assholes will work out great in the end, because they're just so smart. In my experience they are terrible at actually accomplishing anything, make everyone around them unhappy, and then leave, resulting in a total waste of money.

This is my field as well, and I agree completely that it's about upbringing, not biology. But I don't know any alphamale dudebro programmers. Salesmen, yes. But the whole work-as-frat thing I don't ever notice. Maybe I work at a good place?

Yep. I agree fully with the original poster and I haven't wanted to see a modern comedy movie in years and years.

Is Fro-frottage when you like rubbing up against hair?